Pancakes and Poor Life Choices

If the universe had a “least likely to save existence” award, Liam would win by a landslide. He’s broke, depressed, and barely holding it together when his small-town life implodes into cosmic horror and government incompetence. Overnight, reality starts glitching like a cursed VHS tape, the fabric of existence starts tearing at the seams, and his dead-end town becomes ground zero for nightmares with too many teeth and agents who shoot first and redact later. Survival means battling wizards, mascots, and demons (both literal and personal), all while trying not to lose the only people he cares about. The multiverse is collapsing, but Liam’s biggest challenge might just be figuring out whether he actually wants to keep living in it.Chaotic, unhinged, and unexpectedly heartfelt, Pancakes and Poor Life Choices is what happens when cosmic horror gets blackout drunk with absurdist comedy. It’s about friendship, trauma, and laughing in the face of oblivion—because sometimes the only way to fight the darkness is to be louder, weirder, and dumber than it is.Fans of Douglas Adams, Jason Pargin, and Everything Everywhere All at Once will feel right at home—if “home” is on fire, haunted, and somehow still funny. Read more